What to expect:

Crisp language for fuzzy thoughts: Spouting ideas across finance, philosophy, AI, and history – written by someone living the experiment in real-time.

Sometimes serious, always curious. I refuse to pick one lane.

Why? Well, I believe the connections between things are more interesting than the things themselves.

Every post is a diary entry. They’re for you as much as they are for me. Strong beliefs, loosely held: when one breaks, a later post says so.

If you walk away with a sense of curiosity, a cheeky smile, or a sudden craving for a croissant, I’ll consider that a win. 🥐

New here? Start with these.

Off Substack:

• huliwood.com – every post I’ve written, drawn as a head

• Midwit Detector – ten questions: where do you sit on the bell curve?

• Money is Time – what that coffee really cost you, in hours of your life

About me:

Hi, I’m Julián! 👋

I’m half German, half Spanish – 100% insufferable. Kidding. Mostly.

Language nerd, then ~7 years in Berlin marketing other people’s sofas and cars, and somewhere along the way a finance bro.

In 2024 I sold everything, bought a backpack, and set out to travel, write, and invest. Still going. My income depends on being right, not on being read.

Oh, and I got married, too. My greatest 2026 achievement, no doubt.

What I tell people I do: Content Cringeator, Human Language Model, Jr. Analyst Reptilian Moon Capital.

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